I Anonymous

It’s always fun to have your picture in the paper. In this case, I got to grace page 13 of last week’s Inlander for participating in the shenanigans called Park(ing) day. The best part is that my name is never mentioned in the blurb, creating an interesting concoction of ego-boosting humility.


“Look, I’m in the paper!”

“Is that you?!”


“Wait, are you sure, it doesn’t say anything about you?”

“I’m sneaky.”

That is, trying to sneak into your subconscious, like an Exxon ad.

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